finished painting #2!!
nothing gives a woman enough confidence to kill like her favourite bra
AH I GOT TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE!
invaded a mannequins personal space today and almost apologized to it
i can barely walk in a straight line as it is, how do you expect me to do it while drunk??
lets all take a moment to be thankful that there hasnt been another Air Bud(dies) sequel
there is someone out there who sees all your crappy selfies and just loves each and every single one of them because they think that you’re so fine looking like seriously, damn
I PAINTED A THING AREN’T YOU PROUD OF ME???
two different reactions in my facebook feed